nursemyra is concerned by the blowout of sexual activity at the gimcrack over the weekend. I returned to work this morning to hear that staff had surprised five patients fornicating in three separate incidents. though to be fair one incident involved a single patient and his own hand and it probably doesn’t qualify as fornication.
so I conducted a room search to check that no spiders have been milked in my absence. Dr. Do-Able had an ancient bottle of elixir that I was unable to positively identify due to a disintegrating label but with scant information to go on I undertook more painstaking research into geriatric restoratives.
I think I may have found the culprit:
Dr Larzett’s Juno Cordial may sound harmless but a perusal of the above revealed this subtitle “Procreative Elixir - a Certain Remedy in all Cases of Impotency”
I can see I’ll have to impound Dr Do-Able’s syrup. our cache of S8 drugs for the staff’s recreational medicinal use was strangely depleted prior to juniornurse’s tragic dismissal. nursemyra is hosting the handyman’s farewell luncheon this week and Bruno has intimated he will be in attendance. hope he likes my famous fruit punch.
Surely juniornurse was not indulging in those S8’s all by herself. I am still in unrequited lust with her.
Definitely not fornication - I think it’s called ‘only on oneoccasion - honest Mum’
I pushed your button too…though I think Fuel My Blog should give you a widget that fits the style of Gimcrack, you’d have people queuing to push it too!
The label’s “caution” section suggests the existence of counterfeit elixir. Wonder how fraud juice is less remedial…
Not for the first time (and I doubt for the last), I find myself in total agreement with the estimable Crofty.
If you had yourself a proper widget, nursemyra, you would rapidly find your loyal readers pressing your button every day.
I doubt even my good friend, Thomas Hamburger Jnr, would mind if you overtook him in the Art & Literature category of Fuel My Blog. I know for a fact that he has been a regular (if rather silent) viewer of your fine blog, and that he secretly presses your button every time he visits.
Perhaps you need to run a small competition (one that Penfold isn’t allowed to win, of course), and invite your followers to submit their entries (so to speak)?
Mine is in the post.
Fondest wishes
Bill
Thank you, Bill. and I wish I meant that. My surreptitious visits to The Grimcrack have, thanks to you, been unmasked. OK, I suppose I must finally admit it: I am thralled. The degree of my enthralness is quite total. If to be ‘thralled’ was truly a verb, then I would be conjugated to hell and back.
Kind Regards
THJnr
Warning: Trojan war helmet worn by the guy on the bottle not included.
Archie: I know you had a crush on juniornurse but we had to think of the good of the patients. actually, there are several juniornurses on the staff, they come in all shapes and sizes. do you have a preference?
DaddyP: are you quoting penfold by any chance?
Crofty: you’re forcing me to admit to the world at large that I cannot work out out to add a widget to wordpress that’s not already on their widget page. I’m working on it
RaJ: welcome back! I thought I’d lost you
BB & THj: thank you for the compliments. you’re making all nursemyra’s cheeks blush. and the widget you sent is gorgeous. hopefully you’ll see it on the gimcrack soon
RenalFailure: Trojan huh? Let me check Dr. Do-Able’s room. I’ll get back to you
How did you know? - he always liked to play by himself. Things might have changed by now.
I like a man who can amuse himself while nursemyra is busy. especially if he’s thinking about nursemyra
Not lost. Just overly distracted by recent posts involving Junior Wasshername.
oh. I hope Mrs RaJ doesn’t read this
Dr Larzett’s Juno Cordial is just a 19thC version of SPUR-M!!
ah yes. I just clicked the link and reread about SPUR-M
that’s one of your funniest posts ever. you should be linking to it monthly to catch the unsuspecting
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