more proof that sex is dangerous

Renal Failure agrees with me that sex is a dangerous activity but neither he nor I anticipated the catastrophic events that befell two of our patients last night.

regular readers will know by now that geriatric sex at the gimcrack is commonplace. and of course injuries sometimes result when osteoporotic bones collide. night staff had to call two ambulances at 11:55 pm when Gene and the previously-unblogged-about Mrs. Bee took a tumble from the couch in a third patient’s room.

they were discovered after a fourth patient heard moaning and noticed a tangle of legs and walking frames in a spot where they shouldn’t have been. miraculously, the patient in whose room intercourse was taking place continued to sleep through all of the ensuing drama.

Mrs. Bee sustained a broken pelvis and Gene has a fractured neck of femur. most unfortunately, neither of the lovers were wearing continence pads at the time of this incident.

they’ll be spending some quality time in that real hospital up the road and then a few weeks in rehab but should be able to return to the gimcrack once the breakages have mended. nursemyra will need to reiterate her tips on how to sustain an erection without removing the all important hip protectors but no doubt a libido like Gene’s will recuperate.

though he may have to forego this position from now on