harry is an old crank but probably with good reason. he’s forgetful, he’s deaf, his dentures slip when he talks, his clothes are always smattered with dried egg yolk, he walks in minute shuffling steps progressing an inch at a time and he possesses a completely incompetent sphincter.
today we watched him shuffle out the front door in a hat, coat, scarf, dark glasses, ankle socks and lace up shoes. “he looks like a flasher. do you think he knows he’s not wearing pants?” we pondered the consequences of Harry wandering the streets without trousers. the DT, whose conscience is livelier than nursemyra’s followed him out.
she was back in less than a minute. “he says he’s going to keep his coat closed.” ok, so maybe he’s not going to flash and without a fabric barrier between Harry’s nether regions and the footpath there’ll probably be a trail to guide him back to the gimcrack if he gets lost.
I’d be tempted to let the matter rest there but some interfering busybody kind passerby is bound to pop in and draw our attention to the trail Harry leaves. fortunately, there appears to be a solution at hand, though it may mean our handyman will have to modify Harry’s walking frame slightly.
That
buggersbeggars belief!psst – where can I get one? Perth needs it on its roads and cycleways.
And I want one!!! actually I need one…….now!!!!!!
Absolutely Brilliant!
It seems they have thought of the one incontinence solution which will not cause diaper rash.
However, I can see an increase in the risk of hemorrhoids
I must do a study
Imagine the terrible skid-marks.
But he’ll still be leaving a trail once he flushes, won’t he?
Manufactured by Ultimate Accommodations Ltd.
It needs a basket in the front with a roll of toilet paper. And isn’t it really hard to pedal a bike with your pants around your ankles?
Archie: Perth needs it or YOU need it?
DaddyP: you need to practise holding on
LL: oh very droll m’lord
Lizza: damn! back to the drawing board
Raj: you don’t have shares in that company by any chance? I don’t allow advertising at the gimcrack
RenalF: I’ll take your excellent toilet paper suggestion on board (so to speak).
I did have a few shares, but sold them before the company tanked.
*phew*
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Brilliant
I also got one at http://www.quickandeasywaystomakemoney.com/internet-marketing-made-fun.html
good one linkylove!
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