opening up other options

Well, the aphrodisiacal eggs did not bring about the desired result so Lily may have to resort to other measures. nursemyra wonders if there’s a possibility she may find solace with the company of a reliable cavalier

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Product Description
One sex cavalier Main Body
Remote Controller With One Attached Battery
Optional Fittings:Various Emulational penises
Mount an emulational penis on the joint in upper hole of sex cavalier main body.
please firstly make a bla-nk trial run controlled by remote controller and contact human body after con-firmation that sex cavalier works at the lowest speed;human body contact part sh-ould be enough lubricated(human body luboil).
八 This apparatus is riding type sexual love machine and users are advised to use it on plane with fixed armrests (such as bed, sofa, etc.).
Any damages to this product from users, misuse or force majeure are out of guarantee scope.
Hypertension patients, heart disease patients, gynecopathy patients and ot-her people who are not fit for strong stimulation are forbidden to use this product;
Do not put hand or small body into the hole of sex cavalier Main Body when this product is turned on. (though there is no any danger when this produ-ct is normally used.);

Damn the force majeure clause. It would have been fun trying to squeeze a dwarf into the hole…

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  1. On August 11, 2007 at 1:57 am Lord Likely Said:

    A ’sex cavalier’? When will the ’sex roundhead’ be available?

  2. On August 11, 2007 at 2:02 am anaglyph Said:

    OK. First one to use it on a plane gets a Cow Medallion!

  3. On August 11, 2007 at 2:22 am nursemyra Said:

    LL: Botter assures me that the head of his sex is indeed round and available

    Anaglyph: that’s a very tempting offer. what a pity I’ve already done my plane travelling for the year :-(

  4. On August 11, 2007 at 4:20 am letters Said:

    I c-ant imagine using this on a plane unless i were in the bat-hroom.

  5. On August 11, 2007 at 6:22 am nursemyra Said:

    so if you were in the bathroom of a plane and a cavalier were available you would use it? interesting…

  6. On August 11, 2007 at 7:03 am Daddy Papersurfer Said:

    So that’s what an emu’s penis looks like

  7. On August 11, 2007 at 1:24 pm AEIB Said:

    What a weird colour combination …. have they never heard of ‘red & green should never be seen?’

    30.Work Environment: temperature 0～65℃, relative humidity 45～85℃;……. dam can’t take it with me to work as it is too darned hot there

  8. On August 11, 2007 at 2:01 pm renalfailure Said:

    It’s amazing what you can do sexually with what looks like an apple, a shoehorn, and a carrot stick. It’s like MacGuyver stopped being a resourceful super spy and went into sex toys.

  9. On August 12, 2007 at 12:55 am nursemyra Said:

    … and it’s not the strangest sex aid I’ve come across lately….. :-)

  10. On August 12, 2007 at 2:32 pm Former Frontier Editor Said:

    I’ve never seen a pomegranate with a backrest before . . . .

  11. On August 12, 2007 at 9:56 pm nursemyra Said:

    hahaha….. that’s worth letting you have the last word again

  12. On August 12, 2007 at 10:01 pm feminine high tide « gimcrack hospital (PG) Said:

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