renalfailure offers a precious encouragement post every week so I have taken a leaf out of his book after discovering this 1930s marital aid from Home Products.
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From the company’s brochure: Weak Discouraged Men! Now Bubble Over with Joyous Vitality Through the Use of Glands and Radium “. . . properly functioning glands make themselves known in a quick, brisk step, mental alertness and the ability to live and love in the fullest sense of the word . . . A man must be in a bad way indeed to sit back and be satisfied without the pleasures that are his birthright! . . . Try them and see what good results you get!” |
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and it’s splendid for piles! another cure to add to my arsenal…..
I always refuse to take suppositories. For all the good they do you, you might as well shove them up your ass.
Wow, almost as bad as Radithor, …Wall Street Journal headline “The Radium Water Worked Fine until His Jaw Came Off.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers
Now why in hell can’t our spam be as tasteful as this? Of course, it does change the idea of shoving something where the sun don’t shine, as I believe there might be a residual unearthly glow after using one of these…
This could be a new feature for your blog: Precious Suppositories. Advice that you can put in your ass.
Ironically, I pull most of those Precious Encouragements OUT of my ass.
ooh a new reader! welcome Dave, y’all come back now you hear?
hi Ian and Kelly…xx
renalfailure – get the ass over here. I think it needs inspecting
gah. that scares me.
No thanks! LOL!
so that’s a negative for you ricardo?
oh well, I’ve got lots more toys at the gimcrack. I’m sure we’ll find something that appeals
[...] I’m glad this article brought the “poison finger” to my attention. now that I’m aware of the danger I’ll be sure to keep that digit out of the equation if I’m ever asked to insert a radium suppository [...]
[...] 1930s answer to poor male performance – radium suppositories (via [...]
[...] radiate as directed back in the thirties people believed radium was good for your health. it was added to water, bread and toothpaste. some hardy souls were even persuaded to stick it up their rectum. [...]
Just a few words:
Owww..owww…owww…take it out..take it out!