serpent size me

urinary tract infections are very common in the elderly. not many people know that UTIs cause delirium, and because so many of our patients are demented already, even we don’t always notice when they start exhibiting new crazy behaviours.

Brendan, who is normally a quiet patient, has taken to wandering the corridors in increasingly bizarre ensembles, knocking on doors and shouting expletives. Malenurse attempted to collect a sample of brendan’s urine but he was having none of it.

“I know what you’re trying to do” he said, as Bruno snapped on some gloves and approached him with a discreetly covered kidney dish. “there’s no way I’m gonna let you near my dick. no one’s gonna serpentsize me”

nursemyra understands brendan’s qualms. if he’s reached the grand old age of 89 with an intact foreskin, I’m all in favour of leaving him that way. traineenurse was dispatched to obtain the required sample, her winsome smile persuaded brendan that a little exhibitionism wouldn’t be such a bad thing and he obligingly urinated on command.

nursemyra and her team of sexy dedicated nurses wouldn’t mind handling a few serpentsized appendages in the name of medical science, but they’re few and far between at the gimcrack. we usually see the worm sized variety.

a “corset friday” photographer is also required but applicants will have to make their own way to sydney for an interview. resumes for both these positions can be posted via the comments link…..