avoid a scuffle with the five knuckle shuffle

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our patients can be a cranky lot at times. because they’re long term, some of them get possessive about chairs in the lounge room, or want to watch a particular channel on the television, or even be in control of the cd player. the women squabble more about the chairs and the men tend to rule the roost with electrical appliances.

we also have a “Feedback Form” system where patients are encouraged to write out their complaints, anonymously if they prefer, and drop them into a locked box which nursemyra checks every day opens occasionally when she’s looking for bloggable material. this afternoon I found an anonymous complaint about a certain patient who hides the remote controls, then locks the tv onto a sports channel and plays country and western music on the cd player. I know who the culprit is, and have my suspicions about the complainer.

unfortunately for male patients at the gimcrack, ever since juniorfilly moved on to greener pastures and Mrs. B passed away, there haven’t been a lot of outlets for pent up testosterone which is why we’re seeing this metaphoric chest beating with a couple of six inch remotes.

have been thinking long and hard about the situation and have decided to get behind this campaign. it’s been around for a couple of years but I don’t think the gimcrackers have seen it yet so I’ll just download a few of their posters and let the pictures speak for themselves…..

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Published in: on November 26, 2007 at 7:47 am

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  1. On November 26, 2007 at 9:25 am ian in hamburg Said:

    That site is a hoot! Log floggers the world over salute you.

  2. On November 26, 2007 at 9:48 am sylvied Said:

    you know who the culprit is?…is he in any ways related to Daddy P?

  3. On November 26, 2007 at 2:09 pm archiearchive FCD Said:

    I have found, after much experimentation over a number of incarnations, that the “Use it or lose it” theory is correct. Continual self excitement increases testosterone levels while a neglect of this enjoyable and healthy activity leads to a diminution of the male hormones. This may in fact be the answer to the old question - how do you make a hormone? You wank!

  4. On November 26, 2007 at 6:42 pm 70steen Said:

    Brilliant post sniggering away as usually :-D

  5. On November 26, 2007 at 8:24 pm renalfailure Said:

    I think I’m doing it wrong. War keeps breaking every time I shake hands with the governor of love.

  6. On November 26, 2007 at 9:07 pm twin Said:

    pudd-pounding for peace…..who knew?

  7. On November 27, 2007 at 1:53 am Lord Likely Said:

    ‘Make love to yourself, not war’ would be an apt call to arms. Or hands.

    I dare say I have pounded my Palmerston enough times to ensure that man need never engage in conflict ever again.

  8. On November 27, 2007 at 10:40 am nursemyra Said:

    lord likely you are a shining example to all manhood

  9. On November 27, 2007 at 3:26 pm bobbarama Said:

    I didn’t realize until reading this post how much I loved world peace. Go figure.

  10. On November 27, 2007 at 9:38 pm nursemyra Said:

    I’m figuring….. :-)

  11. On November 28, 2007 at 3:49 am ~m Said:

    when she’s looking for bloggable material
    I think I love you.
    I’ve blogrolled you anyway.
    ~m

  12. On November 28, 2007 at 3:56 am ~m Said:

    “As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.”

    Pure poetry.
    {just pissed my pants}
    ~m

  13. On November 28, 2007 at 6:31 am nursemyra Said:

    yes, I wish I could lay claim to some of those slogans

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  15. On November 29, 2007 at 1:28 am RagManX Said:

    Loved this one so much, I linked from both my sites. Look for another trackback in a day or two from RandomLinkage. I’ve gotten hooked on the site ever since I saw it linked on Neatorama a couple weeks back.

  16. On November 29, 2007 at 6:45 am nursemyra Said:

    well thanks RagManX, always delighted to have a new reader on board :-)

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