us young(er) folk don’t like to think about geriatric sex too often. it conjurs up some rather unlovely images. but as regular readers know, several gimcrack patients still risk life and limb to do the horizontal polka.
there is a myth that vaginas become loose with age, quite possibly perpetuated by schonky plastic surgeons or men who have problems maintaining a firm erection. while it’s true that elderly women are more prone to prolapses and incontinence, these conditions are not the result of having a “flabby flower”
an absence of estrogen in post menopausal women may mean they take longer to lubricate which would actually make their temple of delight appear tighter. there would be no need to purchase any China Shrink Cream from discreetromance.com
Ive had trouble feeling my man due to my looseness and he had trouble as well. Yes, it does fell a little grainy, i noticed a mild acidic scent, but it definately worked for him and I. He was all into me.. However the next morning, i noticed little white clumps in my underwear. But overall its a good product.
nursemyra advises all her elderly patients to adhere to OH&S practices when participating in a hot beef injection. this position is definitely off limits for those with osteoporosis as the risk of broken bones is too high.
a special word of advice for my still fertile female readers. currently your average orgasm yields between 8 and 12 contractions. (nursemyra prefers 12). after menopause the average number of contractions shrinks to between 4 and 5. to maximise the orgasmic contractions you will experience over a lifetime, go have some sex now……….