drink up

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there are a lot of different ways of using coke
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 but even the gimcrack’s kitchen would never stoop so low as to serve any of these.
The Coca-Cola Consumer Information Center offers a free packet of recipes including a Mustard Herb Dressing (an Italian style salad dressing made with one-half cup of Coca-Cola), a Twin Cheese Dip (requiring three-quarter cup of Coca-Cola and doubling as a sandwich filling), and Sweet-Sour Cabbage (using one-half cup of Coca-Cola and two tablespoons of bacon drippings).
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we prefer to use lard. it’s much cheaper and in an emergency it can be used as a lubricant on the tip of an enema nozzle
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Published in: on January 31, 2008 at 7:17 am

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  1. On January 31, 2008 at 8:00 am 70steen Said:

    so that is where the expression ‘Lard Arse’ comes from :-D

  2. On January 31, 2008 at 8:29 am kyknoord Said:

    Efficient. Especially since you’d probably need an emergency enema if you were brave enough to try one of those recipes.

  3. On January 31, 2008 at 11:35 am Woeful Said:

    I prefer that over the Sweet & Sour Cabbage Enema… That one tears the ass out of me.

  4. On January 31, 2008 at 12:44 pm daisyfae Said:

    reassuring to know that the Lard Information Council is doing a fine job - preaching the lard gospel!

  5. On January 31, 2008 at 1:20 pm tobymarx Said:

    I can’t recall where or when, but I know I’ve heard of a Coke enema being used by someone.

    As to lard, we had one of the characters use bacon fat as an anal lubricant in Thundercrack!, but that was years ago and it never caught on (that I am personally aware of).

    Coke and lard… mmmm-m-m.

  6. On January 31, 2008 at 2:09 pm Daddypapersurfer Said:

    I’m getting so much advice over here I don’t know which way to turn …….

  7. On January 31, 2008 at 4:59 pm blueseaglass Said:

    Who drew that last graphic? Its awesome! Its like See Dick Cum from the 50’s!

  8. On January 31, 2008 at 6:13 pm tobymarx Said:

    You must check this out.

    It made me scream.

  9. On January 31, 2008 at 6:27 pm Gorilla Bananas Said:

    Coke should only be served chilled. That’s an interesting picture. My guess is that the standing woman is getting the better deal.

  10. On February 1, 2008 at 12:15 am manuel Said:

    okay since I’ve started reading this place I’ve been put off Picnic Chocolate and now coke…….this is better than slimming

  11. On February 1, 2008 at 12:26 am Lord Likely Said:

    I believe the anus can also double as an in-built bottle opener, lest you forget to supply one.

  12. On February 1, 2008 at 12:49 am upset waitress Said:

    One of my personal favorite recipes using coca-cola.

  13. On February 1, 2008 at 12:51 am renalfailure Said:

    Hey, that threesome is ignoring a perfectly good loveseat in the background there.

    There’s also another lesson in that picture: ladies, always keep your heels on. It’s classy-looking.

  14. On February 1, 2008 at 2:36 am ~m Said:

    used as a lubricant on the tip of an enema nozzle
    Almost like WD-40 . . .
    ~m

  15. On February 1, 2008 at 4:35 am anita marie Said:

    I can’t wait to pass this to my friends.
    They love to drink Coke.
    Well until I cut and past this link anyways.
    :-)

  16. On February 1, 2008 at 5:04 am Ricardo Said:

    Yikes! I know coke cane stop an asthma attack cold. It’s saved me a few times. But I’ll have to pass on these recipes.

  17. On February 1, 2008 at 10:12 am nursemyra Said:

    tobymarx: yep, that’s a scary device alright. have you been dipping into my archives at all? you may have already seen this one

    http://nursemyra.wordpress.com/2007/03/16/bloodletting-devices/

    upsetwaitress: I’m going to make that recipe this weekend!

  18. On February 1, 2008 at 12:18 pm azahar Said:

    That’s a great link upsetwaitress - can you make it with diet coke too?

  19. On February 1, 2008 at 3:54 pm tobymarx Said:

    Yes and yes.

    Love your collection of oddities.

  20. On February 2, 2008 at 2:31 am ~m Said:

    Respect the enema nozzle.
    ~m

  21. On February 2, 2008 at 7:39 am nursemyra Said:

    we’re all about respect for the enema at the gimcrack

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