diversional therapy

the gimcrack employs a full time diversional therapist as well as two part timers. providing social activities for 126 crazy old inmates is hard work and we’re always open to new and innovative ways of keeping them occupied. some days bingo and knitting just isn’t enough.

someone suggested pottery might be a good idea so nursemyra has been researching the possibility on the internet. I got a little waylaid by this 

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These one-of-a-kind kits will create an “identical twin” of yours or your lovers penis and scrotum or outer vaginal lips, using the same patented replication technology employed by special effects houses in Hollywood!

Make your own dildo kits include even the smallest anatomical details like veins and ridges in your flesh.

Clone A Willy & Pussy kits provide an accurate replica and only require 60 seconds as opposed to imitation kits which can require up to six minutes (important for men trying to hold an erection).

I guess when you’re talking about the kind of erections to be found at the gimcrack, then the 60 seconds required is a definite plus. personally I’d be very worried if a future Mr nursemyra couldn’t sustain his delight at meeting me for a great deal longer than six minutes.

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Published in: on February 25, 2008 at 7:37 am

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  1. On February 25, 2008 at 7:54 am Ricardo Said:

    I don’t think a woman of your beauty and stature needs to worry about a man not meeting the 6 minute requirement for this project.

  2. On February 25, 2008 at 7:59 am nursemyra Said:

    how soon can you get on a flight to australia?

  3. On February 25, 2008 at 8:02 am 70steen Said:

    Fantastic the best thing to come out of a bucket since Playdoh :-)

  4. On February 25, 2008 at 8:10 am kyknoord Said:

    Hmmm… “Is that a clone in your pocket or are you just sustaining your delight at meeting me?” Needs work.

  5. On February 25, 2008 at 10:44 am archiearchive FCD Said:

    I need a head wound - - -

  6. On February 25, 2008 at 10:51 am nursemyra Said:

    I bet you do :-)

  7. On February 25, 2008 at 12:39 pm daisyfae Said:

    rather than spending my time clubbing baby seals, i suppose i should be hanging out at the beach with a lead frisbee…

  8. On February 25, 2008 at 12:42 pm Ghosty Said:

    Now, why do I have the old jingle for the Mr. Bucket toy in my head now?

    Oh, you didn’t have this in Australia? Mr. Bucket - Put your balls in his mouth! Mr. Bucket … Yeah, they don’t air that anymore.

  9. On February 25, 2008 at 1:00 pm tobymarx Said:

    Where I come from, women probably would pay more attention to a latex copy of my penis than they do to the real thing.

    Just sayin’…

  10. On February 25, 2008 at 1:03 pm Old Cloots Said:

    I guess if one used Viagra, one could be a veritable dildo factory, what with all those Priapic four-hour erections they “warn” you about…

  11. On February 25, 2008 at 6:31 pm Uncle Keith Said:

    Based on your pictures every Friday, delaying release for six minutes may be a goal one has to work toward.

  12. On February 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm Beaverboosh Said:

    OK, rub it it! You are teasing me now aren’t you!

  13. On February 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm nursemyra Said:

    who, moi?

    :-)

  14. On February 25, 2008 at 10:07 pm renalfailure Said:

    Finally, a way for me to show of my member without having to open my trenchcoat!

  15. On February 26, 2008 at 1:32 am anaglyph Said:

    >>using the same patented replication technology employed by special effects houses in Hollywood!

    What? Rubber in a mold? That ol’ patent.

  16. On February 26, 2008 at 1:57 am Woeful Said:

    I was just thinking what “Uncle Keith” wrote… You might just be too much for mortal man.

  17. On February 26, 2008 at 6:43 am Alex L Said:

    Okay, but honestly would you rather one with a nice face on it, maybe a tiny replica of your favorite personality… maybe Tom Cruise I hear hes a real cu…

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