love machine for your pussy

 

for $75.00 you can have your very own Love Machine from Intentronic Instruments. or how about a Geotron for $395.00? it runs on just four AA batteries. seriously folks, how can you and your cat live without the Felitron? 

INSTRUCTIONS:

1) Place a symbol of the cat in the WITNESS CELL. You can use such things as a photo, some hair of the cat, the cat’s name written on a piece of paper, a toy or other possession of the cat.

I discovered these wonderful machines whilst researching Radionics.

 

The typical radionics analysis device has a metal cup referred to as the well, a large collection of knobs numbered 0 to 9 on each dial, and a plate referred to as the stick

The knobs act as a counter and are used to estimate the “frequency” at which the sample is thought to be vibrating. The stick is operated by the analyst who drags a finger across it while adjusting the knobs.

As the knobs are adjusted, there is a point where their finger sticks more firmly. This is referred to as “getting the stick.” This point of greatest sticking is the setting for that knob. The analyst then moves on to adjusting the next knob to the point of greatest stick, and so on, until all knobs have been adjusted.

in OzLand we refer to a penis as a knob. getting an erection is sometimes called “getting wood” or “getting a stick on”. the idea of dragging a finger over a collection of vibrating knobs as they reach the point of greatest stick is making nursemyra feel faint with desire.

but just to prove my mind is not always in the gutter, here’s another kind of knob that also runs on AA batteries. this radio sticks to the bathroom wall so you have music while you shower. probably a better bargain than a love machine for your pussy…..