yellow is so gay

some people believe that your favourite colour reveals a lot about your sex life

RED
Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!

YELLOW
If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and lean toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is Yellow! No don’t panic – not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the person will acquiesce to the stronger partner’s desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.

PURPLE
Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else’s gratification.

BLACK
Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times.

GREEN
Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

PINK
Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases, they flaunt their femininity – but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. Men who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will take three dates for the same evening and not keep one; preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead. Women whose husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they are deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.

ORANGE
People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner’s hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.

BROWN
If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can’t say “I Love You” often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

GRAY
The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can’t get excited about anything – including colors – so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing less). It’s wham, bam, thank you ma’am. Women who prefer Gray don’t make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done.

BLUE
Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself.

WHITE
If a person is infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in daylight in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names for their genitals.

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  1. So THAT’S my problem. I’m purple.

  2. Now I just need to find another blue!!!

  3. Black and brown. So I must be a warm and deep and moody sado-masochist?
    But really, show me a motor bike and I’m ready to go! Got contact details for that girl in yellow?

  4. I’m so glad I’m part of the rainbow nation, such adaptable lovers.

  5. I love rainbows as well ……… what an ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!

  6. black = perverted? who knew?

    now, where’s my damn gerbil…

  7. Daisyfae, have you checked the er, usual places?

  8. naughty salamander!

  9. Why is it that other blues are so hard to find?

    Am I blue?
    Am I blue?
    Aren’t the stars in the sky
    Tellin’ yo-o-ou? *cough*
    :-P

  10. tobymarx – meet 70s

    http://diaryofa70steen.blogspot.com/
    :-)

  11. i looooooooove blue!

    ;o)

  12. I believe 70s is already spoken for, mn.

  13. I mean, nm. (doh!

  14. I’m a fucking rainbow.

  15. Yes Nurse Myra, I’ve been very naughty and need to be punished. Got your whip handy?

  16. I’m blue! *waves*

  17. all you blues should get together and have a party

  18. I’m red-green colour blind. Does that mean anything that i should be worried about?

  19. Like I have a choice?

  20. … walk in, picks up his favorite black suit (the one with the deep blue trim), and throws the pretty Nurse a wink on his way back out. ;)

    hey ghosty welcome back. still like the cd?

  21. I’m a blue also, which is convenient as I have balls that color too.

  22. hee hee NM you could start a dating agency based purely on colour choice (not sure ball colour is a criteria I would use lol) :-)

  23. Nothing about plaid, huh?

  24. Okay… who’s surprised that my favorite color is black? Anyone? Anyone?

  25. …but what if you like all colours more or less equally?

  26. what? no puce, fuschia, or periwinkle? now what do i do? guess i just not worry what someone else says i should like and just enjoy sex in general… wheee!!!

  27. Mister Anchovy: you probably get laid a lot

    GnuKid: fuschia? periwinkle? are you sure you’re not gay? I thought only my son liked periwinkle

  28. blueblueblue of course!

  29. Fortunately for me, The Boyo and I are both blues. But I had to wait a looonnggg time for him.

  30. purple… I’m not sure I’m happy with my color.

  31. And I never knew batman cared that much about fashion.

  32. For the most part I don’t claim a favorite color. Secretly though….it’s red. I carry a red wallet, red phone, red appt. book, red polish for my toes, and put red sheets on the cuteboy’s bed. ;-)

  33. Wasps must be total perves! I always wondered why I liked wasps.

  34. Favourite colour to wear (red) or to look at(orange/blue combinations)?

  35. Red rules!

    though I’m also very partial to black

  36. Ask your son what ‘red hanky’ means’ hehehehe

  37. Thank you for this, appriciated!
    Greets,
    תיירות גאה


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