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and renalfailure, silverstar, gnukid, mudpuddle and healingmagichands
anonymous – you are hot hot hot
as is the Queen of Stanmore
torn from the deep waters of Mediocrity
A B Saliger filed a patent for an Automatic Mind Control Suggestion Machine back in 1927. It was marketed as the Psycho Phone, a wonder-working talisman that would bring you the things you wanted.
It’s rather disappointing to find it’s not a machine that puts one in touch with those who have “passed over”. Nor is it a hotline to Norman Bates.
Psycho Minimates found here
As a mind control machine, the Psycho Phone had its drawbacks. Karl Hans Welz has something much better – the Chi Generator
“put it into your pocket, set your LPOG 2400 DL at the desired pulse speed, and go to a business meeting, on a date, to the gym, to a sports competition, or anywhere else. Nobody will notice your invisible helper! There is certainly no need for you to have those cumbersome and ridiculous goggles, earphones, or other contraptions, on your head ever again!
This fabulous machine can assist you to find love (just add leopard skin fabric and a photo of your intended)
or order the Aqua Optimiser to supercharge your drinking water
“Ask us for a FREE demo: We charge your water at a distance!”
In Nature parasitic fungi manipulate the behaviour of their hosts in order to increase their own chances of reproducing.
image found here
If you click the link above you can watch a video of a grasshopper committing suicide so the worm inside its body can live. Now that’s effective mind control…..
grand master revivified
Angelo Soliman (1721 – 1796) is historically recognized as the “First Moorish Freemason.” Born in the Congo, at age seven he was kidnapped and sold into slavery. In Europe, he was the slave (child toy) of a prominent Sicilian lady. Later, at age 16, he was sold to a royal family in Vienna, Austria. There, he so impressed his masters with his remarkable intelligence, they chose to educate him.
He spoke six languages as well as being able to write three of them fluently. He was also a master swordsman, war hero, chess specialist, navigation expert, concert composer, and a tutor to royalty.
In 1781, he was initiated into the prestgious True Harmony Masonic Lodge, whose members included many of Vienna’s social elite including Mozart and Haydn.
(It was none other than Grand Master Soliman who, manifesting on the earthly plane and in corporeal form, spiritually ordained Sotemohk***, to the sacred Moorish Episcopate and prompted his induction as Grand Master of the Revivified Sacred Order of Chaerona.)
After he died in 1796, his skin was flayed from his body and mounted on a frame. He was dressed with a feather belt around his loins and a feather crown on his head, his arms and legs were decorated with glass pearl beads and a necklace of yellow-white porcelain snails (Cyprinid Monet) hung low down on his chest.
Together with the stuffed bodies of a young black girl who had been a present from the King of Naples and an African male nurse, he was exhibited for ten years as part of the Viennese Emperor’s “Imperial and Royal Art, Nature and Animal Cabinet”.
***In 2002, Sotemohk announced that the 19th century nun, Margaret Cusak, was to be canonised. Known to her contemporaries as the Mad Nun of Kenmare, she also just happened to be his great great great aunt.
but he was still wearing a belt
Ever since we started serving breakfast trays in patients’ rooms instead of making them come down to the dining room, there has been a noticeable slip in dress standards. One of the Gimcrack rules is that patients must dress in appropriate day clothes when they are out of their cells rooms. There will always be mishaps but generally the inmates adhere to this requirement.
anatomy stockings found here
Remember BD, the woman who takes what you say very very literally? She rang me in hysterics this afternoon.
“nursemyra, there’s a naked man in my room trying to stuff a sheet full of vomit into my clothes basket!”
“Is the vomit liquid or lumpy?” I asked, half hoping she’d crack up completely and give me something to blog about. “Do you know who the naked man is or did you invite a stranger in to your room?
“I didn’t invite him in! He just fell through the door with a sheet full of vomit and now he’s lying on the floor and laughing….”
The retired Welsh sailor who lives in the room opposite BD’s has a distinctive hiccoughing kind of chuckle and it’s audible through the phone line. He’s only about 5″1′ and would be lucky to weigh even 50 kilos so I don’t think her life is in immediate danger. I send traineenurse and a cleaner up to the 9th floor to confiscate any bottles of rum and put Taffy into bed so he can sleep it off.
BD stops by my desk to rehash the drama. “Oh nursemyra, it was horrible. You can’t imagine having a drunk man come into your room with his smelly washing… and then to see him rolling around on the floor, not wearing any clothes, and laughing……”
Well actually, I can imagine it all too well as I was married many years ago. But I decide not to share this with BD for the moment and attempt to express sympathy instead.
“I suppose it was a shock to see Taffy without his clothes on. He’s harmless though and so little…..”
“Not that little” said BD, with a look that you really don’t want to see on a woman in her eighties. I get a sudden urge to do a stocktake in the supplies cupboard before she tells me any more. Traineenurse comes in to report that Taffy is sleeping it off in a clean bed.
“Did you put him in pyjamas?” I asked.
“Nope, we left him as we found him…. naked apart from his belt……”
man is but a soap bubble
(preserved infant from Ruysch’s collection)
Dr Frederik Ruysch conducted public anatomy theatres in 17th century Holland. During the warmer months, these theatres were turned into cabinets of rarities. Six human skeletons, taken from executed criminals, stood on the visitor’s galleries, holding placards saying such things as Memento Mori or Homo Bulla.
“pinhole camera” by Wayne Martin Belger
In Holland one of the earliest locations for the Amsterdam anatomy theatre was housed in St. Margaret’s Church, directly opposite the ‘New or Little Meat Hall‘. William Heckscher quotes a poem taken from an engraving of the church which reads
images by Sarah Illenberger
The two meat halls which you see here are well equipped with beautiful “meat“, beautiful inside and out, and so much of it that one hardly knows where it all goes. Come on, little ladies, if you feel like investing your money; buy as much as your heart desires – from this kind of “flesh” your spouses won’t grow horns...
In the image below the skeleton in the right foreground girdles its hips with injected sheep intestines, its right hand grasping a spear made of the hardened vas deferens of an adult man. On the left behind a handsome vase made of the inflated tunica albuginae of the testis is an elegant little skeleton with a feather on its head and a stone coughed up from the lungs hanging in its hand (Antonie Luyendijk-Elshout)
narrow yet roomy
Secret Codes of the Jade Room was a Taoist sex manual supposedly written not long after the birth of Christ
“It is possible to judge a woman’s sexual features by scrutinising her face. A woman with a small mouth and short fingers has a shallow porte feminine and she is easy to please. You can be sure that a woman must have big and thick labia if she has a big mouth and thick lips. If she has deep-set eyes, her porte feminine is bound to be deep too… if a woman has a pair of big, sparkling eyes, her porte feminine is narrow at its entrance, and yet roomy in the inner part… A woman with two dimples is tight and narrow down below…”
Nicholas Venette, in his book The Mysteries of Love Reveald (1703) described amorous women in this way
“The breasts of such a woman are usually small but at the same time conveniently plump and hard. There is a profusion of hair about her privies and her voice is shrill and loud. She is of florid complexion and more inclined to be lean than fat. She is sometimes given to excess in wine. Let me add that the libidinous woman smells not so rank when she perspires as other women do”
Anyone you know fit these descriptions? nursemyra is lean with sparkling eyes and no dimples. unless you count the ones on my bum…….
tease it higher
Hairdressers in ancient Rome had a difficult job. Many high class women demanded raven-black hair or manes of golden locks. Neither was that easy to achieve. Hair dyes were made from walnuts, cuttlefish ink and gall. Rich matrons might wear caps of fine gold mesh, poor women used animal bladders instead.
order your hog bladders here
“In those days, hair treatments required ingredients like decomposed leeches, urine and pigeon droppings.
A more highly sought after position was that of a flabifeller.
“Open to males or females, it involved carrying a fan for the mistress, flapping it on command. During the hot days of August, slaves might be in for some marathon fanning; most of the time, however, flabellifers were there for show, and knew it.
Musically inclined slaves nabbed the coveted fistulator positions, available only to those whose owners were public speakers. Fistulators carried a reed pitchpipe. To start, the fistulator gave a subtle toot or two so that the great man could proceed to orate at just the correct pitch. Gracchus, famed orator in republican times, was said to have been the first to flaunt a fistulator.
Dita and Scarlett appear in Flaunt Magazine
presidential gossip
Before she married Ronald Reagan, Nancy Davis was rumoured to “give the best head in Hollywood”.
This is according to Peter Lawford’s widow’s tell-all book
“Hoisting a glass of wine midway through the boozy fete, the Widow Lawford announced plans to write a memoir about her late husband. “It’s going to be a schmucky book,” she vowed, shortly before taking a catnap–right at the table. And after reading the tome (which, among other things, chronicled her valiant struggle to wean Peter from the Acujack, an electronic ejaculation aid), few readers would disagree.
But Nancy wasn’t the only Reagan wife said to indulge her sexual desires with someone other than Ronnie. When Jane Wyman dated Greg Bautzer she supposedly made a sex tape with him. And this tape along with others was stolen from the house Sharon Tate was murdered in, according to Hal Lipset
Greg, what did Jane do to your neck?????
“Hal Lipset, the renowned private investigator, informed me a few years ago that the Los Angeles Police Department seized pornographic films and videotapes found in Polanski’s loft and, additionally, certain LAPD officers were selling the tapes.
Lipset gave me a litany of those private porn flicks. There was Greg Bautzer, an attorney for Howard Hughes, with Jane Wyman. There was Sharon Tate with Dean Martin. There was Sharon with Steve McQueen. There was Cass Elliot in an orgy with Yul Brynner, Peter Sellers, and Warren Beatty. This trio, along with John Phillips, had offered a $25,000 reward for the capture of the killers.
image of Yul Brynner by George Platt Lynes found here
cure baldness, lose weight, enlarge your penis
Dr Bernarr is a miracle worker, but he’s much too modest to refer to himself that way.
“Everyone who has hair loss should water fast as the surest and most rapid means of freeing the body of toxemia. This is necessary to restore nervous poise to you with your hair loss. We have helped heal many “hopeless” hair loss by supervising the sufferer to get adequate sleep, water fasting, “feeling meditation”, airbathing, sunbathing and sungazing, eating raw, unprocessed and palatable foods and correct mentality, emotionality and spirituality
The highest biological act for nature is reproduction. So men get the greatest pleasure when they ejaculate. Men have usurped nature’s intent and are trying to get that ejaculatory pleasure every moment of their lives. Thus, men overuse their sexual reproductive organs every time they ejaculate and become ill as a result.
The late Prince Edward VIII (the Duke of Windsor) became the “love slave” of Wallis Simpson (the Duchess of Windsor), when she helped correct his long-standing sexual problems. She did so, through the injaculation techniques she mastered in Chinese brothels. The late Ali Khan was the fabled sexual lover of international beauties and movie stars. Ali Khan was jokingly called “Father Christmas”, because he ejaculated only once a year, even though he had sexual intercourse several times per day, with several different women. The secret of his legendary lasting power? His father, the late Agha Khan, sent him at the age of 18 to be trained by famous Egyptian madames in the art of injaculation.
photo of Rita and Ali’s grandson found here
Every man can enlarge and thicken his penis, if he so desires, by feeling meditation and proper progressive resistance body exercises. The penis can grow larger and thicker, like any other voluntary muscles in your body, by proper progressive, resistance exercises.
Penis Muscle Ninja found here
You should lie down, keep your body inactive, keep your eyes closed and concentrate, meditate, think on, keep your mind on your sex symptoms and sex discomforts, until your sex symptoms and sex distresses completely disappear. This is “feeling meditation”.
Many evangelists and “healers” help “heal” sex problems via transmitting God “healing” energy, by touching with their hands. With the “laying on of hands“, Protestant ministers, Catholic priests, Jewish rabbis, Islamic imams, clergy of many religions and “healers”, help heal sex problems in themselves and in other human beings.
altar boy colouring book found here
When you water fast to help you to lose your fat and cellulite, you should keep your eyes closed, every day that you water fast. A water fast is a physiological rest, you should always do a water fast lying down, with your eyes constantly closed, no talking, and only sleeping and/or concentrating, meditating on, paying attention to and feeling your fat, cellulite and overweight symptoms until you are asymptomatic, i.e., until you no longer have any fat, cellulite or carry excess weight.
