Yesterday we looked at the meaning of mushka shapes and the colouring of a man’s lingara according to Body Reading by Ohja & Ohja. Today we’re talking urine and semen
“If your urine stream makes a sound when it falls to earth it means you will have a comfortable life. No sound means you will be poor. Two or more streams to the right indicate a person of exalted position. One stream to the left indicates that you will be unfortunate. If your urine dribbles in all directions this means poverty.
Semen has many different smells, some attractive and others not so pleasant.
image of gas mask by Chris Domino found here
fish = rich, having many sons
clarified butter = very learned
wine = performs religious sacrifices
lotus = will be king
shellac = poor father of many daughters
honey = rich and endearing to ladies
soda = poverty
meat = a thief who knows how to enjoy life
fragrant = riches and splendour
obnoxious odour = poverty
marrow = addicted to vice
fat = misery
read about the boat powered by human fat here
Before we close the book, “Body Reading” has a final piece of advice for men considering matrimony….
“One should marry a woman whose gait is like that of a swan or an elephant, whose glance is like that of an intoxicated pigeon and voice like that of a cuckoo. But do not under any circumstances, marry a woman with three breasts!”