the nurse is back! being unable to access my blog for over four weeks has been hellish enough without the added stress of having to break in new staff at the gimcrack. it’s going to take me a while to catch up with everyone’s blogs and to work out why I’m having so much trouble trying to upload images…. did wordpress change everything while I was away? or am I just rusty?
this week’s friday photographs are dedicated to my friend jahsonic. lust, caution is my favourite film so far for 2008. I don’t think he liked it quite as much as I do but he’s a discerning culture buff with a very interesting blog and I highly recommend a visit.
macular degeneration is an eye disease that affects many older people.
The need for increased illumination, sensitivity to glare, decreased night vision and poor colour sensitivity may indicate that there is something wrong.
you can check for symptoms by using an Amsler Grid. early detection is best so if you find you need to use one of these then get yourself to an ophthalmologist quicksmart
HELLOOOOOO IN THEEEEERE!” Finally we can solve that age-old question of what IS actually IN the vagina! Up until now I’ve been afraid to have sex because my Mom told me that there was a Vagina Monster in my crotch, that would come out and eat the pee pee of any guy trying to have sex with me. I’m happy to report that that ISN’T the truth, though it is a shame I spent the first half of my life as a lonely virgin. Now, let me tell you a little about this fine product.This Oral Sex Light was invented by a couple in Kentucky. They live deep within the Mammoth Caves and they both have very distinct albino qualities. This was the only way for them to finally get to give each other oral sex. They were so happy. Before they figured out how to use the light, it was a mess. She was riding stalagmites and he never got to get off.
it is not my intention to make fun of albino people here. I love the wild hair and moustache in the image above and the man in this one below is really rather exotic and attractive. he reminds me of Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
you can see more wonderful photographs of some very special people here. Mr and Mrs Tom Thumb look very happy and not at all in need of an Oral Sex Light…..
surftwin reminded me that this is the last friday of the month, so it’s t shirt friday, not corset friday. had to do a quick outfit change….
I think this is a screen print of blondie but not everyone agrees. here’s another pic without the distracting nipple jewellery. take a closer look and let me know
last time we hosted t-shirt friday, 70s and daddyp joined in the fun. if anyone else wants to be part of it let me know via the comments and I’ll add a link to your blog
several of our patients are wanderers. we only have one ward that is “secure”, all the other inmates are free to come and go as they please, even those that forget where they live once they’ve walked a couple of blocks.
Josie wanders all the time. sometimes she finds her own way back, sometimes she accosts strangers and asks them for help. and other times it’s the local police who return her to the gimcrack’s bosom. just as I was leaving work today, two very young and handsome police officers brought josie home.
there’s no real relevance to josie with today’s corset shot. except that when my long suffering flatmate took the photo I was in the middle of saying “what shall I do with my hands?”
I don’t usually post videos but this one goes so perfectly with my fear of beaver fever
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the woods;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
the person nursemyra loves most has terminal cancer in his lungs. a decision was made today to discontinue treatment and just provide palliative care.
I am desperate for a miracle. if anyone has any advice at all, please help me.
there probably won’t be any gimcrack for a while
while on her recent tour of duty, nursemyra and her medical friends had a discussion about treating yeast infections if access to western medicine proved limited. the conversation took a personal turn with ninnynurse wondering aloud whether certain symptoms indicated an overabundance of flora was occurring in her own delectable honey pot.
DoctorT showed professional concern before recommending the local treatment of inserting a peeled garlic clove at bedtime. to facilitate removal the following morning, he suggested sewing a string through the middle of the clove beforehand.
ninnynurse appeared rather appreciative of this advice, particularly as the consultation was free and accompanied by lubricating mai tais. it didn’t seem to matter to her that his qualifications were from Degrees-R-Us as he had attractive facial hair and a couple of erotic tattoos. on the other hand it didn’t seem to worry him that the honeypot might be harbouring a few extra blossoms.
later in the evening, during the followup consultation, DoctorT found his medical bag contained no garlic so another method was used involving his placebo. some patients are more susceptible to the placebo effect and ninnynurse apparently is one of these.
I fear by the time she returned to her home country she may well have been thoroughly sauteed and beyond the help of a little acupuncture and a dollop of yoghurt. luckily there’s always flagyll for the yeast infection though science is still working on the antidote to attractive facial hair combined with erotic tattoos.
