nursemyra had to place an order for urine bags and enemas today and I’m thinking about changing medical suppliers. a flick through the catalogue revealed a very dismal selection. UBs are pretty dull as a rule, usually made of clear plastic with a tube and an outlet valve. not terribly sexy.
but enema bulbs are considered a fetish item by some. so maybe there’s a manufacturer out there who understands the style dilemma that faces the bladder-challenged and bowel-blocked patients at the Gimcrack
then I came upon these:
and the Gimcrack’s world of continence management just became a little more colourful.
p.s. I love it when I learn something new. until today I was unaware of the existence of inflatable butt plugs. but I guess the inventor saw an opening…..
… a PUNgent opening…
ha ha ha…… can’t top that one
Just remember, the safe word is “colostomy bag.”
I trust there is no danger that these plugs could over-inflate? Things could get very messy over at Gimcrack Hospital…
Thank you for my blogroll – I’ll try to use it wisely in controlled circumstances………for the moment.
“safe word” “controlled circumstances” ?
methinks you people are more conversant with the seamy side of life than nursemyra
LL: I am a complete novice when it comes to inflatable plugs. care to be my first guinea pig?
I wonder if these could be applied to politicians’ mouths . . . .
But in the interest of trans-Pacific philanthropy, I am willing to donate free use of my patent for the self-threading catheter.
I’d need to see the prototype. and does it come in a variety of colours?
I am all lubed up and ready for testing, Nurse.
Galvanized, only, but it does come in left- and right-hand threads and with a lock-washer
LL: you have no idea how much that comment excites me
FFF: if you can galvanise into action and produce a latex version I’ll place an order
After I work out the best configuration for the blood groove . . .
I’ll be waiting….
Warning: 70s ballad KARAOKE, dedicated to commentator Renal Failure & Nurse Myra:
…And that is why
All the boys in town
Follow you (B/V: follow you)
All around (B/V: all around)
Just like…me
They want to see
Col-os-to-my…”
ADG
thanks for dropping in andrew. I just hope i don’t spend the rest of the evening with that song stuck in my head :-)
I like the accent btw – and can I quote that last line “I was unaware of the existence of inflatable butt plugs but I guess the inventor saw an opening …” ? I gotta work it in somewhere.
oh by all means
just be gentle as you work it in ok?