love machine for your pussy

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for $75.00 you can have your very own Love Machine from Intentronic Instruments. or how about a Geotron for $395.00? it runs on just four AA batteries. seriously folks, how can you and your cat live without the Felitron? 

INSTRUCTIONS:

1) Place a symbol of the cat in the WITNESS CELL. You can use such things as a photo, some hair of the cat, the cat’s name written on a piece of paper, a toy or other possession of the cat.

I discovered these wonderful machines whilst researching Radionics.

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The typical radionics analysis device has a metal cup referred to as the well, a large collection of knobs numbered 0 to 9 on each dial, and a plate referred to as the stick

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The knobs act as a counter and are used to estimate the “frequency” at which the sample is thought to be vibrating. The stick is operated by the analyst who drags a finger across it while adjusting the knobs.

As the knobs are adjusted, there is a point where their finger sticks more firmly. This is referred to as “getting the stick.” This point of greatest sticking is the setting for that knob. The analyst then moves on to adjusting the next knob to the point of greatest stick, and so on, until all knobs have been adjusted.

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in OzLand we refer to a penis as a knob. getting an erection is sometimes called “getting wood” or “getting a stick on”. the idea of dragging a finger over a collection of vibrating knobs as they reach the point of greatest stick is making nursemyra feel faint with desire.

but just to prove my mind is not always in the gutter, here’s another kind of knob that also runs on AA batteries. this radio sticks to the bathroom wall so you have music while you shower. probably a better bargain than a love machine for your pussy…..

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  1. You can get mole vibrators as well ……. could be handy in some situations. A kid’s windmill has a very similar effect if you are short of cash and have wind.

  2. MeeeeOw.

    In fact, in terms of human speech, I fairly speechless. But I’m partial to the odd knob too, so there you go.

  3. Vibration is life! 🙂

    I think the ol’ Felitron is going to be making an appearance at casa az one of these days. Did you also check out the psychic facelift?

  4. That radio might have potential if you put it on the floor and sit on it.

  5. witness cell? if anyone witnessed me vibro-analyzing a cat, i suspect it’d be off to the padded room… yee…

  6. Well, it certainly makes ME purr thinking about it…

  7. I wish someone would pay me their hard-earned money to run their fingers over MY vibrating knob.

  8. It certainly makes you wonder about a whole lot of those advertisements back around WW1. Vibrating electrical machines for – umm – complexion perfection. I wonder what was used before electricity – – –

  9. Hugh Hefner highly recommends the Hitachi Wand.

  10. “Getting a stick on”? I always learn so much from you. That “machine” though looked a bit scary.

  11. Thanks, my knob’s all sticky now.

  12. Radionik Verlag; a German radionic organisation run by one of our members… mmm? I wonder what sort of ‘member’?

    btw ‘knob’ has the same meaning over here… oh and getting a ‘woody’ is an expression I have come across but obviously not spoken by 70s 😉

  13. Fun with toys and morning wood (the hardest of woods)…

    p.s. – Serge is back, nm, in the place of honor where he belongs.

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  15. I had a trawl around the Intentronics site and in my opinion there are a lot more knobs involved than just those on the machines. Psychic facelift?!!!.

    Puh-leeeeze!!!

  16. Well, if you did use one of those vibrators in the right place, your complexion would definitely glow. For an hour or two at least.

    Hugh Hefner is not the only one to endorse the Hitachi Magic Wand. Betty Dodson, author of “Sex for One” also endorses it. At one time I watched a movie by her with a whole bunch of women getting their wands on. Interesting.

  17. Wait… so do I adjust my knob in the Witness Cell to get my stick on? Or do I need to dowse my knob in the love machine first?

  18. It’s two days till Friday and a new picture!!!!!!

  19. One day – – –

  20. I’ve looked at that second picture about sixty times and I still cant work out what the fuck is going on there…. whatever is scares me, beyond all reason.

  21. Do keep your mind in the gutter as it’s why we love you.

  22. it’s not for my intelligent discourse?

  23. […] is for Abrams back here nursemyra reported on radionics. Albert Abrams invented diagnostic machines and pioneered a […]


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