last week it was William Chidley, today it’s Reginal Levgiac. perhaps there’s something in the water downunder. that would explain why the gimcrack now has a waiting list…..
Reginal wrote a wonderful 16 page pamphlet titled “Drugs Virus Germs” which was printed in green ink on yellow paper and published in South Australia in 1988. his first concern was the development of a tasteless drug….
“which will allow a person to gain control of another’s mind. politicians under hypnotic control drugs could trick governments into making wrong decisions.
these drugs could also cause excessive body odour to develop leaving a person open to serious embarrassment, they could weaken spines meaning a jerk in the wrong direction would leave a person paralysed, excessive intestinal gas could be made to develop which could create problems in the marital bed”
it wasn’t all about drugs though. Reginal also worried about criminals and car crashes
“criminals can drive out in front of you causing you to crash. they could get you to follow a truck or some other vehicle until you become accustomed to it being there, then without warning the truck will stop suddenly causing you to crash.”
unsurprisingly, sex problems also come into the picture
“there are other drugs which could be used to destroy marriages. one person could be drugged excessively with stimulants and their partner with sex retardent drugs causing a serious base for dissatisfaction.
pornographic films are made by installing a secret infra red camera inside an alarm clock in a hotel, motel, caravan or guest house. Warn your daughters that when the criminal wants the movie they will replace the alarm clock with one that looks exactly the same“
poor Reginal. I checked the Telephone White Pages for a listing for Levgiac but nothing came up. the pamphlet is 20 years old now so perhaps he’s moved on to green pastures. let’s hope there were no big trucks or excessive intestinal gases involved……