don’t get anal over oral

your teeth, along with everything else, will give you problems if you live long enough to be admitted to an asylum a care facility like the gimcrack. they’ll crumble and crack and harbour nasty smelling bacteria which will make your grandchildren run screaming from the room and lessen your chances of ever getting laid again. you’ll probably be tempted to drown your sorrows in alcohol but then you’ll wake up every morning with a hangover and breath like a cadaver’s anus. unless….. 

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Just swish, then swallow!

another recommendation is the use of a tongue scaper combined with conditioning gel. just make sure you don’t get it mixed up with the anal conditioning gel in your bathroom cabinet.

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