acology is the study of medical remedies. nursemyra could probably devote an entire year to acology and still barely scratch the surface of such an enormous all-encompassing topic. let’s start with animal cures….
To cure mumps take the halter of an ass and put it around the patient. lead the patient around a pigsty three times. to cure whooping cough pass the patient over and under an ass nine times. Sit backwards on an ass to cure toothache
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For sore eyes, mix crushed bedbugs with salt and human milk, rub your eyes with this twice a day
To cure arthritis take a dead cat into the woods to a hollow stump whch has spunk in it. Twirl the cat overhead and toss to the south. To cure baldness smear your head with fresh cow manure. Hit a stuttering person in the mouth with a chicken’s gizzard to cure a speech impediment.
To cure whooping cough, drink from the same bowl a ferret has drunk from. Warm pureed frog will cure impotence and spitting in a frog’s mouth will cure a sore throat
To rid yourself of an ingrown toenail, attach a lizard’s liver to a leather string and tie it round your left ankle.
Measles can be cured by eating a well roasted mouse
Cure a hangover with pickled sheep’s eyes in tomato juice
so what are you eating for dinner tonight?