melcryptovestimentaphilia

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of all the paraphilias this is the one with the longest name. Melcryptovestimentaphilia is the erotic attraction to black underwear. I totally get this one. And so does Isabella Rossellini who had this to say in her book “Some of Me”

In the course of describing her fashion style, for instance, there is an homage to her Dolce & Gabbana bra (complete with photo), which she likens to ”the one under the blouses of the Sicilian widows, under Anna Magnani’s slip in an Italian neorealistic film. This bra is a symbol of my ethnic identity…. My black Sicilian bra is like Angela Davis’s Afro hairdo.”

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(not Isabella but I like the image)

For a bit of fun, here’s a quiz that says it can tell you what kind of underwear you are wearing based on the usual inane questions. Apparently I’m not wearing any…..

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  1. On February 3, 2009 at 7:02 am Alex L. said:

    I’d have to say white cotton underwear does more for me, on women of course.

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  2. On February 3, 2009 at 7:31 am fourstar said:

    Black stockings. Nuff said.

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  3. On February 3, 2009 at 8:40 am Jack Dorf said:

    I did the survey & it said I’m wearing black.
    The sad thing was I then had to check to confirm it was right. These computorators are getting way too smart!

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  4. On February 3, 2009 at 8:41 am Pil said:

    I answered the quiz conscientiously, and they guessed I was wearing yellow underwear.

    WTF?

    I’m sure even the queen doesn’t wear yellow underwear.

    (Black, of course).

    Pil I have some yellow underwear. I’ll try to remember to wear it next time we play mah jongg 🙂

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  5. On February 3, 2009 at 9:35 am silverstar98121 said:

    It says I’m not wearing any either. How did it know?

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  6. On February 3, 2009 at 9:50 am Daddy Papersurfer said:

    I won’t tell you the result ….. it’s best to keep you guessing ……..

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  7. On February 3, 2009 at 9:55 am Abigail said:

    Hmm, me not wearing any either … then it called me a whore! Lol! Shhh, don’t tell anyone.

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  8. On February 3, 2009 at 11:21 am Kit Courteney said:

    Bang on for me too.

    How does it do that…?

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  9. On February 3, 2009 at 1:13 pm daisyfae said:

    i only wear black unmtil they make something darker. the quiz had me naked, too. accurate at the moment…

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  10. On February 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm kono said:

    Strange, it said wasn’t wearing any either and then it called me a whore, maybe when i was younger but i’ve tried to settle down a bit. For the record, flannel boxers cuz it’s cold.

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  11. On February 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm sledpress said:

    No underwear and whore seems to be the default answer. Well, I have always liked Annie Sprinkle’s “40 Reasons Whores are my Heroes.”
    http://www.anniesprinkle.org/html/writings/whores_heroes.html

    Black underwear rocks, though most days I have a sport bra on…

    I saw Annie Sprinkle perform live here in Sydney a few years back – she does a great show

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  12. On February 3, 2009 at 3:31 pm C. Fraser said:

    I don’t know what all the underwear fuss is about. I mean, you slap on a new pair at the beginning of the week and you’re good to go.

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  13. On February 3, 2009 at 3:48 pm The Unbearable Banishment said:

    I’m happy to see that this is such a common attraction that they needed to create a long name for it. Although, as you are well aware, I prefer the purity of white!

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  14. On February 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm Kym said:

    Good Lord, it said Green. Does anyone wear green underwear…except perhaps C. Fraser by the end of the week.

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  15. On February 3, 2009 at 4:44 pm The Rev. said:

    The Rev. is purported to be sporting black undies today…I shall neither confirm nor deny.

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  16. On February 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm UncleKeith said:

    I am a Melcryptovestimentaphiliac and I don’t want to be cured.

    that’s right unclekeith – stand up and be counted

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  17. On February 3, 2009 at 6:44 pm Sassy Miss P said:

    Oddly I’m not wearing any either. But I didn’t need a quiz to tell me that.

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  18. On February 3, 2009 at 6:45 pm Sassy Miss P said:

    PS Black lace is the best!

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  19. On February 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm tobymarx said:

    I’m wearing my usual white boxers, though there are days when no underwear suits me better. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE black undergarments—on women. Then again, I love white undergarments on women…aw shit,I just love seeing women in their underwear! 😛

    I also love that ad by the incomparable Lili St. Cyr, one of my very first jerkoff fantasies when I was a lad, back in the days when ecdysiasts were called “striptease artists” instead of “strippers”.

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  20. On February 3, 2009 at 9:10 pm nursemyra said:

    Tobymarx – why does your photo in my sidebar look different?

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  21. On February 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm Gorilla Bananas said:

    I’m not wearing any either, Nursie!

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  22. On February 3, 2009 at 10:31 pm tobymarx said:

    Different than the average Barbary Macaque? Only because I am shaved…

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  23. On February 4, 2009 at 12:18 am renalfailure said:

    I don’t suffer from Melcryptovestimentaphilia, I relish every moment of it.

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  24. On February 4, 2009 at 2:02 am tobymarx said:

    In re my current gravatar: expressive, is it not? :))

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  25. On February 4, 2009 at 2:44 am thegnukid said:

    yep… me too. a whore-ish nekkid guy.

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  26. On February 4, 2009 at 2:45 am thegnukid said:

    oh… i was supposed to take the quiz first, then get their answer? oops…

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  27. On February 4, 2009 at 4:11 am Pure Evyl said:

    It actually got my black boxers right.

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  28. On February 4, 2009 at 5:02 am quantumfauxpas said:

    I’m naked from the waist down! Er, according to the quiz.

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  29. On February 4, 2009 at 6:43 am nursemyra said:

    I would expect someone who is Pure Evyl to be wearing black underwear

    quantumfauxpas: the quiz is not foolproof. I’m naked from the waist up

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  30. On February 4, 2009 at 7:06 am twin said:

    Always wear pretty panties.

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  31. On February 4, 2009 at 7:21 am nursemyra said:

    pretty good advice twinny

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