Prosperm is a fertility enhancer that can result in a significant increase in boar matings and in piglets per litter. What’s in it? Docosahexaenoic acid, which is readily isolated from tuna.
“Some unethical entrepreneurs are suggesting that the “Tuna Love Pill” would have a similar effect on humans (a 15% increase in boar sperm count and a 20% increase in testicle size).”
enlargement reviews.org suggest another way to enlarge your testicles: have a woman place them in her mouth.
“One of the best techniques involves a partner. She takes your balls in her mouth one at a time, gently sucking them, and licking them. After a while she can take two balls at once. You can slowly stroke your dick or simply relax.”
Good luck with that one boys.
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Syracuse University did a study in 2006 on the testicle sizes of bats.
“Biologist Scott Pitnick found that in bat species where the females are promiscuous, the males boasting the largest testicles also had the smallest brains.
In species where the females had a large number of mates, Pitnick found testes ranged from 0.6 percent to 8.5 percent of the males’ mass. The male who ejaculates the greatest number of sperm wins the game, and hence many bats have evolved outrageously big testes.
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Is that a young Mel Gibson on the couch??
No I don’t think so. Shouldn’t you be getting some rest?
I am, I promise.
Good 🙂
It’s not the balls that get bigger in a woman’s mouth…
Larger balls are just going to hurt more when you get kicked in them. It’s not like they develop armor as they get bigger.
did men’s underwear (in the past) really have to big so big? i wonder why? it’s such a small area to cover even if he is well endowed. definitely NOT cool! but your posts on the other hand~ always cool.
“Tuna Love Pill” would have a similar effect on humans (a 15% increase in boar sperm count…)”
Do I really want more boar sperm?
Would a Tuna Love Pill cause both partners to smell of fish. Yes I went there.
i believe the Syracuse research team has it wrong. the testicles aren’t big because the female bats are promiscuous. the female bats are promiscuous because the male bats are stupid. who wants to stay with a dumb bat? seriously…
If it’s not Gibson, is it a young Jack Dempsey?
I’m just thinking out loud here but: why would injecting testosterone lead to decreased sex drive in men, as well as sperm count? Who wants little m&m sized nuts? On the other hand I don’t want the Tuna love pill to give me oranges for balls either. I think I’ll stick to what I got.
I’ve heard that during a fight, some men can actually recede their testicles back up into the cavity from which they came thereby protecting them. I wonder if that’s true?
Does it follow that if the bats with the biggest testicles have the smallest brains, the bats with the biggest brains have the smallest testicles?
I’m asking for a friend.
Good lord, if DHA is all it takes, that’s half the composition of the fish oil I toke at the rate of about two tablespoons a day.
It’s not exactly hard to get hold of. And is pervasive in brain tissue; this could explain why, given to men, it enlarges testicles.
So that gooey stuff found in caves is not always bat-droppings?!
Don’t go there Spike 😉
Well I have got a brain the size of a pea ……. *stands manfully with arms akimbo*
I knew there was something funny about the look of the Bat Belt..
‘the males boasting the largest testicles also had the smallest brains’ I think this statement is not just about bats lol 😉
Is that why Batman mostly grunts and mumbles his lines…his balls are too big?
Ha!
Good luck with that one boys indeed…
And why am I so fascinated with that Creepy Creeperson on the couch?
It must be because his head is like five times the size of his body…
It’s like looking at a dancing cobra. You don’t want to take your eyes off it in case it strikes….
‘enlargement reviews.org suggest another way to enlarge your testicles: have a woman place them in her mouth.’
Okay… so why exactly would you want bigger nuts… I mean I’m all in favour of the technique. But why?
I have no idea Alex. Unless it’s to lord it over smaller sized men in the locker room.
Don’t know of any women who care about testicle size
I’m sure there are guys who want to enlarge their sacks to enormous proportions but really, too much is begging for discomfort even with boxers on.
Whoa Batman. Whoa. Keanu Reeves “whoa.”
Hahahaha…. Rassles, you and Ginny always make me laugh
Poor friggin eunuchs!!!