it’s up and ready to enter into marriage

Professor Karl August Weinhold*** was a German physician with a few strange ideas. I discovered this by reading Panati’s Extraordinary Endings of Practically Everything and Everybody which you can probably find in your local library. Or you could read a translated wikipedia page about him which is even more fun…..

Weinhold recommended the following as a means to prevent overpopulation:

“I propose, therefore, as a general and urgent measure, a kind of indissoluble infibulation with soldered joints and metallic sealing before, which is not different from what can only be opened by force, quite capable of preventing the act of procreation until the entry into marriage. This kind of indissoluble infibulation talking to me on several individuals who hold placed by masturbation into an almost incurable nerve weakness, which treffliebsten services provided. You go from being fourteen years old, it’s up and ready to enter into marriage applied to such individuals who possess demonstrable not so much wealth to feed the creatures created out of wedlock educate. They will remain where all his life, which never come to the logo, to be able to support a family and maintain.

The surgery itself is quite easy and almost painless, as does the Verlötnng and metallic seals, the latter of my invention, the foreskin is in fact preferred, and between a pair of perforated metal plates gently squeezed, so that the pierced a hollow needle in which a wire is five inches long, can hardly be felt. Is pulled through the wire, it is bent so that it is not obvious which parts can be pressed, and both front Eiidspitzen be approached and fused together by means of a soldering iron kleineu. As soon as the soldered spot, which gets the size of a lentil, is cold, is pressed by an oppositional attitude of a solid body, a small metal die and this taken into custody.

It is thus quite impossible to open the infibulation and close without a stamp again secretly, without that there should not be detected at the next examination. The control of the legal and illegal opening of that is due to a medical-legal authority. The secret and violent opening, which should be made by individuals 14 to 17 years, will be punished without respect of persons with rods.

Those, however, which of 18 to 24 Years of life represented as taking place with the rat race, what would be best suited to take the surplus from the sexual voluptuous power tools in the work-shy arms and legs

*** As well as being in favour of infibulating and male chastity belts as a way of population control, he was also one of several doctors who attempted to galvanise the dead back to life using electricity

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  1. I don’t think I like this Weinhold dude.

  2. Okay… what?

  3. Soldering and willies are not happy companions …… believe me ……….

  4. He sounds like a fun guy to have at parties 🙂

    • Quick Five people who would not be fun at a party??

  5. Oooch! Why bother? Everybody knows that corn flakes and saltpeter do the same thing.

    • oh no… that list also includes gin and tonic and licorice…

  6. in this case a picture would be worth at least 100 words… best i can tell, he’s talking about a solder joint… ye-OWCH!

  7. I am too confusing, in the rod and stable linger nod.
    Bend and middle notch, verboten.

    Gil Shellshaft

    • word.

      • 😉

  8. I stopped reading after the second paragraph. I think the rest of the post would give me nightmares.

    • You just need to scan the bold print. Then look at the pretty pictures.

      • that makes it just as funny as the LOL cats.

        Minus the sugery and electricity of course

  9. Definitely, a post requiring “fill-in” blank spaces. Unfortunately, sufficient remains to cause nightmares.
    Fortunately, no interpretation needed.

  10. I got a bit lost in all that – but it still made me wince

  11. What I want to know is, ‘what did you Google in order to get THAT bit of juicy information??? ‘ Chastity belts? Torture before marriage??? Very inteeeeeresting but not sure I would wish that on my ex 😉

  12. I’m not a fan of chastity belts, but I do like that picture.

  13. How very reassuring that it’s “almost” painless. I have a very low threshold for pain and think I might have a problem with this.

  14. that ‘male in bondage’ pic is so wrong … with pecks like that he should not wear a corset & stockings 😉

  15. I had to read this twice… I’m still too gobsmacked to comment on the mind-boggling facts held within.

    Nice photies too.

  16. I can’t imagine telling my troops to “Solder On”, I’d have a mutiny on my hands!

    How are these blokes supposed to piddle?


    The King

    • you talk to your troops?

  17. How on earth did we survive as a species ?

    Only by common sense, a knowledge of what was right and wrong, human and inhuman…and in spite of all the sexual hypocrisy I bet many of us oldies can remember grandparents who were straightforward, down to earth good people. Not totally screwed up psychotics like these remedies would have produced.

  18. Um, do I need to get this done?

    • Nope, you’re over 24

  19. Yes, if you’re going to bring up the subject of soldering and penises, at least throw in a picture of a half-naked woman chained to a bench.

  20. well now you must do something on his attempts to raise the dead.

    How did this man not get locked up by the way?

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