you look unreasonable.
let me explain. there are things people wear that are very reasonable. think: comfortable shoes. cotton shirts. wool sweaters. sandals. black tights.
then there is blue lingerie. it’s unreasonable to the max. it serves no purpose other than to make somebody feel sexy.
it has no other application. think: one can’t go grocery shopping in blue lingerie. it’s not practical at the beach. one can’t even sleep comfortably in it.
but ooo lala. tu sont sexy. et perfectly unreasonable.