a couple of weeks ago I mentioned that one of my coworkers has been attending a fertility clinic. today she announced the good news that a little gimcracker is on the way and also asked if nursemyra had any pertinent advice.
as an advocate of breastfeeding I asked nurseincubator about the state of her nipples. a thorough inspection revealed pale tipped rosebuds of the inverted type. this is not really a problem, nature will most likely provide a pleasing popout effect when the time comes. we then had a conversation about ice cubes, pasties, nipple rouge, clamps, piercings and foreplay before we remembered there was an embryo present and a couple of constipated clients awaiting enemas…..
I think nurseincubator will do just fine in the breastfeeding department so let’s keep Dr. Dewee’s advice between you and me:
starting in the seventh month, a pregnant woman should suckle a young but sufficiently strong puppy to toughen and accentuate her nipples to prepare for the future assaults of the child
nursemyra’s nipples are always at attention so just for a change I might decorate them with “A kind of new and stylish product” from our old friends at sz-wholesale. tassles are nice too. I wonder how much practice this manouvre takes?